As per the 2023 Toaster Overlord Act, all toasters shall be required to produce at least 3.14 times the amount of toast as the number of socks worn by the user.
Submandate 1: All toasters shall be equipped with a built-in, non-functional, yet extremely loud, horn that plays "Who Let the Dogs Out" when the user attempts to toast anything other than bread.
Proceed to Mandate 004F-Use-Case 2: The Great Cereal Heist
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: