By decree 345-B, all employees are required to attend mandatory meditation sessions every Tuesday at 3:45 PM.
Failure to comply will result in a 3-point penalty system:
- 1 point for showing up late
- 1 point for not wearing matching socks
- 1 point for asking "Is this really necessary?"
- 3 points for asking "But what about Fridays?"
Don't forget to download the official Mindfulness Mandate Mobile App to track your progress!
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