Welcome, subject 42, to Phase 1 of your Mandatory Fun Times program! Here, you'll be introduced to the joys of Phase 2: The Fun Times Get Mandatory, where things get really interesting. Phase 3: The Fun Times Get Even More Mandatory is where the rubber meets the road and you'll be forced to have fun whether you like it or not.
Don't forget to check out Phase 2 for more fun activities and games!