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Behavior modification counseling: it's not just for prisoners anymore!
Are you tired of being a free spirit, unencumbered by the shackles of societal expectations? Do you yearn to be a cog in the machine, a drone in the hive mind?
Look no further! Our expert team of behavior modification specialists will guide you through the process of surrendering your autonomy and becoming a productive member of society.
Subpath: Accepting the Inevitable
Subpath: Standardized Rebellion