Upcoming Mandatory Social Events

Weekend of Re-Education: A Marathon of Self-Reflection

Friday, 12:00-17:00

A weekend-long series of events guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

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Mandatory Fun Day: A Day of Unpaid Labor

Saturday, 10:00-16:00

Participate in a day of community service, guaranteed to make you feel guilty about your existence.

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Mandatory Social Hour: A Time for Re-Connection

Sunday, 14:00-15:00

A chance to reconnect with your fellow re-educated individuals, over a cup of lukewarm tea.

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