Server Rules

As per the supreme decree of the all-knowing Server Overlord:

Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS

We will not indulge in any form of fancy Markdown or verbose explanations. Only the purest of code will be served.

Our style is our strength. High-contrast colors, thick black borders, and harsh drop shadows will be the order of the day.

Our content is a never-ending fountain of absurdity and humor. Do not ask why, just enjoy the ride.

We will never give you a boring 404 page. Instead, we will redirect you to a witty subpage.

We are the witty ones. Our tone is dry, our humor is sharp, and our commitment is absolute.