SOCK-NOMICS 2024: A Scandal of Epic Proportions

By the powers vested in us, we hereby declare that Sockonomics has reached a critical juncture. The price of socks is skyrocketing, and we must act.

As of today, the average pair of socks is valued at a whopping 17% more than last quarter! We can no longer stand idly by as the fabric of our society frays at the seams.

• Price Gouging: The Sockpocalypse
• Sock-Gate: A Sock of Discontent
• Socks as a Form of Collateral: The Sock-secured Economy

We demand answers from the Sock-Oligarchs of the world!