MANDATE OF THE SOCK SQUAD 2024

Welcome to the Mandate of the Sock Squad 2024, where the fate of the world's footwear is decided.

Commandant Socky Pants, Supreme Commander of the Sock Squad, has decreed the following:

1. That all socks shall be worn with pride.
2. That no sock shall be paired with a sole-mate less than 2% matching.
3. That all footwear shall be held to the highest standards of funk and flair.

For more information, visit:

• The Socky Pants Manifesto
• The Socky Pants Decrees
• Decree 3456: The Socky Pants Shall Not Be Tolerated