Welcome, esteemed citizen, to the unrelenting pursuit of perfection. We've been watching your every move, and we've come to one conclusion: you're not trying hard enough.
Here's your daily reminder of the 427 tasks you've yet to complete:
Step 1: Wake up at 4 AM and begin writing.
Step 2: Write 500 pages, 24/7, without sleep or sustenance.
Step 3: Edit for 3 hours, using only a red pen and a magnifying glass.
Step 4: Submit your magnum opus to the Council of the Unrelenting.
Step 1: Arrive at 3 AM, dressed in your Sunday best.
Step 2: Bring 500 copies of your report, bound in leather and adorned with gold leaf.
Step 3: Speak for exactly 2 hours, using only words that start with the letter "Q".
Step 4: Receive a pat on the back and a participation trophy.