Sock Mandate Style Guide
Introduction
Welcome to the Sock Mandate Style Guide, where the art of sock-wearing is taken very seriously. Within these hallowed halls, we dictate the rules of sock engagement, from the most basic of toe-socks to the most extravagant of anklets.
Chapter 1: The Basics
- The Sock Code: Always wear socks that are at least 1.5 inches above the top of your heel.
- Sock-to-Shoe Ratio: Ensure that your socks are not so tight that they cut off circulation, but not so loose that they bunch up like a saggy elephant.
- Sock Color Harmony: Never wear socks with the same color as your pants. That's just basic.
Sock Safety Rules | Sock Protocol Overload
Chapter 2: The Advanced
- Sock Pairing: Always match your socks. It's not that hard, people.
- Sock Hierarchy: Establish a clear ranking system for your sock drawer, from "I've had these for years" to "I found them in the dumpster."
- Sock Rotation: Don't be a sock hoarder. Rotate your collection regularly to prevent stagnation.
Sock Hygiene
Chapter 3: The Esoteric
- Sock Philosophy: Consider the existential implications of wearing socks. Are you, as a sock wearer, merely a vessel for the sock?
- Sock Anthropology: Study the sociology of sock-wearing cultures around the world. Fascinating.
- Sock Theology: Ponder the divine nature of socks. Are they sacred or merely a secular construct?
Sock Metaphysics | Sock Solipsism