Where is Nowheresville, you ask?
Nowheresville is a mystical realm, a land of lost socks and forgotten dreams. It's like the Bermuda Triangle, but instead of ships, we have missing keys. Instead of sailors, we have lost souls.
Here are some frequently asked questions about Nowheresville:
Q: Is Nowheresville a real place?
Q: Can I find it on a map?
Q: Is there a population?
Zilch, zip, zero. That's right.
That's all for now. If you're not lost yet, you're probably not trying hard enough.