Section 1: The Official Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum
Warning: This section is for those who dare to be unproductive.
Click to continue being unproductive in Section 2 Click for Section 3: The Dark Art of Procrastination
// Example of unproductivity in action:
var doingNothing = new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
resolve("I'm not doing anything.");
reject("I'm still not doing anything.");
});