Step 1: Wake up, roll over, and stare at the ceiling for exactly 27 minutes.
Step 2: Check your phone for any new, non-essential notifications. Delete them. Repeat.
Step 3: Stare at your to-do list, then stare at it some more. Maybe it'll change.Step 4: Declare your workspace a "creative zone" and start wearing a beret. Step 5: Pretend to work on a "highly complex" project, but actually just scroll through cat videos. Step 6: Take a 3-hour lunch to contemplate the meaning of life and/or reorganize your desk Epilogue: Congratulations! You've reached the end of this utterly useless guide. Go back to bed.