Article 3.2: The Great Cheese Wheel Debacle

Case Study: "The Unending Saga of the Squeaky Wheel

In the year 2020, the city of New Blandsville was plagued by a mysterious issue with the city's central cheese wheel. The wheel, which was meant to be a symbol of the city's rich dairy heritage, had become a source of frustration for residents and visitors alike.

At first, it was just a minor annoyance. The wheel would occasionally make a high-pitched squeaking noise, but nobody thought much of it. However, as time passed, the squeak grew louder and more frequent. People would wake up in the middle of the night to find that the wheel had been turned to face a different direction, as if it had a mind of its own.

The city council, desperate for a solution, called upon the services of renowned engineer, Professor Brie. Professor Brie, famous for her work on the city's automated toaster network, was tasked with finding the source of the problem and putting an end to it once and for all.

After months of investigation, Professor Brie discovered that the wheel's incessant squeaking was caused by a rogue group of sentient wheel fairies, who had taken up residence within the wheel's core. These fairies, it seemed, were not pleased with the city's treatment of its dairy industry and had been seeking revenge through the noise pollution.

The city council, faced with this unexpected twist, was forced to negotiate with the fairies. In the end, they managed to come to a mutually beneficial agreement, which included the installation of a new, fairy-friendly cheese wheel in the city's central square, complete with a miniature dairy-themed amusement park.

And so, the city of New Blandsville was once again free from the scourge of the squeaky wheel. But little did they know, the fairies had left behind a parting gift: a small, hidden compartment within the new wheel, containing a USB drive containing a cryptic message that read: "You have not seen the last of us."

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