Article 1.2 of the 2020 Mandate Manual

Subtitle for Article 1.2: "The Unnecessary Regulations of Section 1"

Section 1 of the 2020 Mandate Manual is a comprehensive guide to the intricacies of bureaucratic red tape.

However, we're only covering Subsection B, because let's be real, who needs the rest?

Subsection B: The Part Where We Bureaucrats Get to Make Up More Rules

As we all know, Subsection B is where the real power lies. It's where we create more paperwork and more committees.

Here's a brief summary of the 47 different ways we'll make your life harder:

• Fill out this form in triplicate
• Get approval from 3 separate committees
• Wait 6 weeks for a response
• Attend a 3-hour seminar on "The Importance of Bureaucracy"

Want more information on Subsection B? Visit our Subsection B.1: The Part Where We Create More Forms page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Subsection B.3: The Part Where We Make You Wait in Line page.

Subsection B.1: The Part Where We Create More Forms

Because who needs simplicity when you can have complexity?

We're introducing 17 new forms to make your life even more interesting:

1. Form 1: The Application for Permission to Exist
2. Form 2: The Request for a Second Opinion
3. Form 3: The Petition for a Redo

Want more? Click here to visit our Subsection B.1: The Part Where We Create More Forms.1 page.

Subsection B.3: The Part Where We Make You Wait in Line

We're not just talking about any old line, folks. We're talking about a line that goes on for miles.

You'll wait 2 hours for a stamp, another 3 hours for a permit, and 5 hours for a meeting.

But don't worry, it's not all bad! You'll have plenty of time to contemplate the meaning of life while you're waiting.

Want to know more about the joys of line-standing? Click here to visit our Subsection B.3: The Part Where We Make You Wait in Line.1 page.