Subsection 1.2: The Great Bureaucratic Overlord
In a shocking turn of events, the Bureaucratic Overlord has taken control of the entire city. His majesty's first decree: all citizens must wear pants with exactly 17 pockets.
- Why:
- The Great Bureaucratic Overlord's pants have 17 pockets, and you should too.
Appendix 1.2: Pockets: A Bureaucratic Guide
- Pocket 1: Phone
- Pocket 2: Wallet
- Pocket 3: Snacks
- Pocket 4: Keys
- Pocket 5: Socks
- ...and 12 more!