Section 1: The Mandate of Unrelenting Optimism

By the power vested in me, I hereby mandate that all implementations be done with the utmost enthusiasm and joy.

Subsection 1.2: The 5-Step Guide to Unbridled Elation

Step 1: Wake up every morning at 4:00 AM, feeling like a brand new person.

Step 2: Eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast while listening to elevator music.

Step 3: Wear a bright yellow jumpsuit to work, because why not?

Step 4: Declare your love for everyone you meet, because who doesn't love a good love declaration?

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until the end of the workday, then do it all again tomorrow.

See the Appendix for more information on maintaining your newfound elation.

Or, for a more... let's say, 'relaxed' approach, visit Relaxed Mode.