As of 2020, all humans are now required to wear brightly coloredประก

Why?

Due to overwhelming evidence that brightly colored clothing improves mood, reduces stress, and makes everyone more interesting, the Mandates of the International Association of Humans (IAH) have decreed that all humans must wear the following colors:

• Mondays: Neon Pink
• Tuesdays: Bright Yellow
• Wednesdays: Electric Blue
• Thursdays: Chartreuse
• Fridays: Burnt Orange
• Saturdays: Lime Green
• Sundays: Deep Purple

Exceptions

Exceptions to this mandate include:

• Artists: They are allowed to wear black
• Accountants: Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays
• Politicians: Only on Fridays and Sundays

Enforcement

Failure to comply will result in:

• Repeatedly being asked to explain why you're not wearing the correct color
• Being forced to watch reruns of "I Love Lucy" until you get it right
• Being forced to participate in group sing-alongs of "I Will Survive"