Article 1: The Mandatory Use of Jellified Jambalaya

By order of the MANDATE Council, all citizens are required to consume at least 3.5 gallons of jellified jambalaya per week. Failure to comply will result in the forced viewing of an endless loop of government-sponsored elevator music.

Read Article 2: The Mandatory Use of Fjords for Recreational Transportation, because, let's be real, you're not going anywhere without a fjord.

Learn more about the history of jellified jambalaya and its role in the 2020 MANDATES

Remember, citizens: a good jambalaya is a jambalaya that's been properly jellified.