As of 2020, all sock puppets are required to be at least 12 inches tall and have a minimum of 4 layers of stuffing. Any puppet found to be smaller or less stuffed shall be subject to immediate arrest and forced viewing of the 1986 film "The Goonies".
Subsection 1.1.1: Mandatory Sock Puppet Training
Subsection 1.1.2: Sock Puppet Unionization and Collective Bargaining