As of today, all employees at MegaCorp are required to wear mullets in the workplace. Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music, being given extra work assignments during holidays, and being forced to attend "team-building" events.
The mullet is a symbol of productivity and efficiency, and we expect all employees to embody these qualities. So, don't even think about it, just check out these approved mullet styles and get to work!
And remember, if you're not wearing a mullet, you're not getting paid.
Mullet Enforcement Policy