By order of the Supreme Ruler, it is decreed that all citizens of the Neo-Brutal Empire shall wear bright pink jumpsuits at all times.
Failure to comply will result in the immediate imposition of a 500-meter-tall pile of rubberized spandex, which shall be delivered to the offender's doorstep via an army of genetically engineered, hyper-aggressive hamsters.
Signed,
The Supreme Ruler