Mandate 4: The Unyielding Edict of Excess

By order of the Supreme Ruler, it is decreed that all citizens of the Neo-Brutal Empire shall wear bright pink jumpsuits at all times.

Failure to comply will result in the immediate imposition of a 500-meter-tall pile of rubberized spandex, which shall be delivered to the offender's doorstep via an army of genetically engineered, hyper-aggressive hamsters.

Exceptions: Mandate 4.8.1: For the sake of artistic expression, one may wear a bright blue jumpsuit on Tuesdays. Mandate 4.8.2: For the sake of scientific research, one may wear a lab coat, but only if it's also pink.

Signed,
The Supreme Ruler

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