A Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse
In a world where the apocalypse has ravaged the land, one thing remains clear: the importance of coffee has been grossly overrated. This guide is here to help you navigate the harsh realities of a caffeine-free existence.
Section 1: The Symptoms
- Fatigue: the only thing that keeps you from collapsing into a pile of dust and despair
- Confusion: a state of mind where you're not quite sure what year it is or what day of the week it is (hint: it's always Tuesday)
- Paranoia: the feeling that the zombies in the neighborhood are plotting against you