Coffeen Enforcement Mandate 2023

By order of the Supreme Caffeine Overlord, all citizens are hereby mandated to:

• Consume no more than 3 cups of coffee per shift
• Not use coffee to fuel productivity during meetings
• Not refer to the break room as the "Caffeine Commons"

Failure to comply with this mandate shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Verbal reprimanding
• Written warnings
• Temporary suspension of caffeine privileges

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