By the power vested in it, the Unyielding Edict of the Unrelenting doth hereby declare that all citizens shall henceforth wear plaid on Fridays.
Failure to comply with this edict shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced viewing of elevator music, mandatory attendance at interminable meetings, and/or the forced consumption of Brussels sprouts.
Learn more about the penalties and their severity in Section 2, Article 1.
Or, for those who wish to challenge the Unyielding Edict, click here to initiate the appeals process.
Remember: the Unyielding Edict of the Unrelenting is never, ever, under any circumstances to be questioned or disobeyed.