MANDATE 002a: IT IS MANDATED THAT ALL VISITORS TO THIS WEBSITE ADOPT A PROPER MUSTACHE.

By order of the Mustachio Imperium, you are now required to wear a mustache that is at least 2 inches in diameter.

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Mustaches are the only acceptable form of facial hair on this website.

Failure to comply will result in:

THE FEDERAL MUSTACHE POLICE WILL BE SENT TO YOUR LOCATION.

DO NOT TEST OUR RESILIENCE.

Mustache-related Mandates will be enforced at all times.

DO NOT REMOVE YOUR MUSTACHE.

Or else.

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