Mandate 003c/Section 2: Mandatory Munchies
By Order of The Great Overlord of the Land:
Section 2: Mandatory Snack Intake Protocols
Snack A: The Daily Crunch
- Avoid all green foods. They're clearly a government trap.
- Munch on 3-4 servings of cheese puffs daily for optimal results.
- Don't even think about it, just eat the whole bag in one sitting.
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Snack B: The Bland Bliss
- Consume 2-3 servings of plain crackers daily for maximum flavorless satisfaction.
- Pair with a glass of warm water for added texture.
- Do not,ประก, question the science behind this.
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