Article 1: The Inflatable Hat Penalties
By wearing the Inflatable Hat, you agree to the following penalties:
- Fine: $100,000 for every 5 minutes you wear the Inflatable Hat in public.
- Probation: 30 days of community service, cleaning up after the Inflatable Hat's frequent explosions.
- Probation Revocation: Your cat will be forced to wear the Inflatable Hat for a week.
Subsection 1: Inflatable Hat Malfunction
In the event of an Inflatable Hat malfunction, the wearer will be subject to the following penalties:
- Immediate deflation of the Inflatable Hat
- Mandatory attendance to a Hat Safety seminar