Appendix B - Approved Hats: The Most Esteemed of Headwear

As decreed by the Supreme Mandate of Mandates 003c, the following hats are hereby declared acceptable for wear:

• 1. The "I'm-with-the-bureau" Fedora
• 2. The "I've-gotten-a-new-job" Newsboy Cap
• 3. The "I've-given-up-on-life" Cardigan
• 4. The "I've-found-a-new-perspective" Panama Hat

These hats are guaranteed to turn the heads of those around you, or risk severe penalties as dictated by Mandate 003c.