Mandate 003c, Section 3: Unrelenting Bureaucracy

Subsection 3-2: The Unyielding Regulations

In this esteemed section, we codify the unyielding rules that govern the governing of the governed. These regulations are not suggestions, but mandates from the highest authority. Don't even think about questioning them.

For more information on the intricacies of Mandate 003c, see Subsection 3-3: The Unyielding Interpretations.

Return to Subsection 3-1: The Unyielding Enactments for the original mandate.

Mandate 003c, Section 3, Subsection 3-2: Unyielding Regulations

  1. Article 1: Thou shalt not wear plaid with polka dots.
  2. Article 2: Thou shalt not use the term "unyielding" in a sentence without a mandate.
  3. Article 3: Thou shalt not eat the last donut in the box.
Note: I've created a fictional mandate with Articles 1, 2, and 3, each with their own rules and regulations. The sublinks provided are just for fun and don't lead to actual pages, but they do add to the satirical tone of the site.