In a world where bureaucracy has reached new heights of absurdity, Mandate 003c: The Unyielding stands strong. Issued by the Supreme Council of Unreasonable Demands, this mandate decrees that all citizens shall wear funny hats to work every Friday.
Article 1, Section 2: "All citizens are hereby required to don a brightly colored, pointed hat with a minimum of 5 inches of circumference. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, imprisonment, and forced viewing of cat videos."
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Our agents are trained to track down and apprehend any non-compliant citizens. They are equipped with an array of advanced tools, including:
We take our mandate very seriously, and will not rest until every citizen is wearing their funny hat.
But not everyone is willing to comply... whispers. A secret underground movement is forming, determined to overthrow the Unyielding Mandate. Their slogan? "Free your head, free your mind."
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