By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that all economic indicators shall be measured in units of "Bureaucracy Points" (BP). One BP is equal to 1/100th of a pointless meeting.
Our team of expert economists (and we use the term "expert" loosely) has calculated that the current economic growth rate is at -0.05BPs/minute. We expect a full recovery to 0BPs/minute by the end of the year.
As of now, the stock market is trading at 300BPs prophets per share. We're not sure what this means, but it sounds good, right?
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