By order of the Ministry of Fun, you are hereby required to:
Take a 2-hour lunch break every Wednesday at exactly 2:00 PM.
Participate in a weekly game of "Extreme Pong" during your lunch break. (Teams will be assigned randomly.)
Conduct a daily 10-minute dance party at 3:45 PM sharp.
Hyperlink to Mandate 2: Mandatory Fun Mandate 2
Hyperlink to the Mandate Manual: Mandate Manual
Hyperlink to the Fun Committee: Contact the Fun Committee
Disclaimer: Failure to comply will result in a 4-6 week mandatory Fun Reeducation Program.
Side effects of the Mandate may include: increased productivity, reduced stress, and spontaneous outbursts of joy.
Side effects are not guaranteed, but highly likely.