In a shocking turn of events, a rift has opened in the fabric of pizza toppings. It appears that the age-old debate between "Hawaiian" and "Pepperoni" has reached a boiling point.
As a result, a special task force has been formed to mediate the crisis. Led by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts, they have devised a series of mandates to bring balance to the pizza universe.
It has been decreed that no pizza shall be topped with sausage without also featuring a generous helping of salad.
This bold new approach has been met with mixed reactions from pizza enthusiasts around the world.
For further information on Mandate 3.1, visit: Mandate 3.1: The Sausage-Salad Convergence
This mandate establishes a strict 50/50 ratio between pepperoni and Hawaiian toppings on all pizza orders.
Opposition to this mandate has been fierce, with some calling it an affront to the very concept of choice itself.
For a satirical response to Mandate 3.2, visit: Mandate 3.2: A Response from the Resistance