Mandate 1: The Right to Wear Pajamas in Public

Article I: The government shall not regulate your pants.

Section 1: You are allowed to wear your pajamas in public, but only if you're feeling fancy.

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Mandate 2: The Right to Eat Cereal for Dinner

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Mandate 1: The Right to Wear Pajamas in Public

Article I: The government shall not regulate your pants.

Section 1: You are allowed to wear your pajamas in public, but only if you're feeling fancy.

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Mandate 2: The Right to Eat Cereal for Dinner

Article 2: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, except on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.

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Mandate 3: The Right to Take Three Hour Lunches

Article 3: You are allowed to take up to three hours for lunch, as long as you eat it while standing on one leg.

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