As a member of Mandate 456, I, Committee Member Green, have been tasked with the most pressing issue of our time: the disappearance of the office donuts. It's a travesty, a sham, a mystery that has left us all baffled.

Some say it's the work of a rogue intern, while others claim it's the result of a departmental red tape bungle. But I say, it's a plot by the nefarious Donut Ninja Society.

Join me, fellow Mandate 456 members, as we investigate this egregious crime and bring back the joy and sugary goodness that is the office donuts.