Chairperson, Honorable Committee Member Yellow (HCMY) was appointed to the Mandate 456 Committee due to their extensive experience in making poor life choices.
HCMY has a Ph.D. in Procrastination and a Master's in Doing the Bare Minimum. Their expertise in finding ways to get out of doing actual work is unparalleled.
The committee is tasked with making decisions that benefit the greater good, but let's be real, they're just trying to figure out who ate the last donut in the break room.