It is decreed that, as of today, wearing mismatched socks is hereby declared a punishable offense.
Section A: Socks shall not be paired with shoes that are not their exact color match.
Section B: Socks shall be made of materials that are at least 50% cotton, 20% polyester, and 30% magic.
Mandate #002: The Unofficial Guide to Properly Wearing Hats Mandate #003: The Unofficial Guide to Properly Wearing Shoes