Mandate 1: Because Someone Has to Do It

By Order of the Great and Powerful Mandate Committee

Section 1: Mandatory Fun

Everyone must wear funny hats on Fridays.

Exceptions will be made for people who have just gotten a haircut.

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Section 2: Mandatory Leisure

Everyone must take a 30-minute break to watch cat videos every day.

This is non-negotiable.

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