Mandate 1: Structural Integrity is Optional

Because who needs walls, anyway?

As of today, all structural integrity has officially been declared optional.

You may now proceed to dismantle your building of choice, and watch as it collapses in a majestic heap of rubble.

For those who wish to partake in this exercise of futility, a special Structural Collapse Simulator has been set up.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you could try the Advanced Structural Collapse Simulator, which includes features like 'Gravity Simulation' and 'Panic Button'.

Please note that structural collapse is NOT guaranteed, and any resulting damages or injuries are NOT the responsibility of this site or its administrators.