We collect your data, and we collect it all. Your browsing history, your location, your cat's dental records. It's all ours.
Don't worry, we won't sell it to the highest bidder (unless the highest bidder is our arch-nemesis, "The Algorithm").
But seriously, we're just trying to create a better user experience for you, the discerning user. So, we'll just need to:
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