MANDATE 11/4: THE GREAT OUTDOOR COOKING CHAIR EXPLANATION
By Order of the Supreme Mandate 11/4 Council, all citizens are required to understand the intricacies of cooking a decent grilled cheese sandwich while outdoors.
Section 1: The Chair
Article 1: The Chair is not just a chair, it is the foundation upon which the entire operation is built.
- Subsection 1: The chair shall be made of durable materials, capable of holding 500 pounds of grilled cheese.
- Subsection 2: The chair shall be designed for optimal cheese-melting comfort, with ergonomic armrests and a built-in cheese-melter-thingy.
- Subsection 3: The chair shall be able to withstand 1000°C (1800°F) temperatures without melting, or shall be replaced with a newer, better chair.
Continue to Mandate 11/5: The Art of Cheese Placement
By the power vested in us, we command you to proceed.
Failure to comply will result in a visit from the Mandate 11/4 Enforcement Squad, who will grill you into submission.
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