By order of the Supreme Mandate-er, all citizens are required to wear matching plaid pants on Tuesdays.
Failure to comply will result in a fine of 100 gold coins, payable to the Mandate-er's favorite charity: "Save the Socks of the Damned."
View Mandate 123, Section 2: The Plaid Pants Enforcer View Mandate 123, Section 3: The Unplaid Rebellion