Mandate 1234: Because You Wanted to Get In Trouble

You know what they say: "You can't have your cake and eat it, too." But what about having a mandate and ignoring it? Meet Mandate 1234, the ultimate authority figure in a world where the rules are made to be broken.

Penalties for Non-Compliance

• 1. Fines: Up to $10,000 per infraction (plus interest)
• 2. Community Service: 10 hours of picking up trash in the local park
• 3. Probation: 3 months of being followed by a team of highly trained ninja accountants
• 4. Imprisonment: Up to 5 years in a state-of-the-art, minimum-security facility with free Wi-Fi
• 5. Reeducation: Mandatory attendance at a series of seminars on "How to Follow the Rules Without Questioning the Man"

Don't worry, we'll make sure to send you a reminder when you're due for your mandatory reeducation seminar.

Learn more about the penalties for non-compliance. See a sample fine notice for Mandate 1234-4567.