Mandate #1234: Section 4 - Socks

In this, the fourth and final section of Mandate #1234, we delve into the depths of footwear tyranny. The Sock Mandate of 3021 is a sweeping decree that dictates the proper way to wear socks. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced watching of reruns of "The Great Sock Puppet Show"
• Imposed attendance at Sock-Fueled Therapy Sessions
• Revocation of all privileges to own more than 5 pairs of socks at a time

Learn about the infamous Sock Puppet Rebellion of 2019 or Browse the Mandate Appendices