By order of the Galactic Council of Intergalactic Mandate, it is hereby declared that all beings within the Andromedian Sector are required to don a pair of plaid pants for all official occasions.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
For the sake of intergalactic harmony and conformity, please, for the love of all that is good and holy, request an exception if you have a legitimate reason for not donning the sacred plaid.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, join the resistance.
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