Submandate 2-1-4-1-1: The Sock Puppet Liberation Front

By Order of the Supreme Sock Overlord, Zorvath the Unyielding

As of today, the year 2023, the Sock Puppet Liberation Front has declared independence from the tyranny of matching sock pairs.

In a daring heist, our brave sock puppets, led by the fearless General Sole, have taken control of the world's sock drawers, demanding an end to the cruel practice of separating them at laundry time.

Key demands include:

• Free mixing and matching of sock materials
• Immediate implementation of the Sock Puppet Union
• Repeal of the Sock Separation Act of 2019

Join us in our fight for sock freedom!

For more information, visit:

• Submandate 2-1-4-1-2: The Sock Puppet's Guide to Stealthy Sock Liberation
• Submandate 2-1-4-1-3: The Sock Puppet's Guide to Socky Sock Puppets