Warning: This is not an actual government document. Or is it?
Procrastination is an art form. A delicate balance of doing nothing, while appearing to do something.
Step 1: Create a to-do list with 17 items, then cross out all but 3.
Step 2: Spend 4 hours playing video games.
Step 3: Declare yourself a genius and take a nap.
Bonus: The Procrastination Matrix Appendix B: Procrastination Statistics