Sock Exceptions - Sub-Section 2.1.4.1.2
Exceptions to the Sock Mandate
Exceptions to the Sock Mandate are rare, but not unheard of. In this sub-section, we'll cover some of the most common exceptions to the rule.
- Lost socks: If you've lost a sock, it's not an exception. It's a tragedy.
- Missing matches: If you've lost a sock's match, it's not an exception. It's a crime scene.
- Single sock syndrome: If you've lost both socks, it's not an exception. It's a national emergency.
What to do in case of a sock exception:
Call the Sock Emergency Hotline at 1-800-SOCK-HELP. They'll send a team of highly trained sock specialists to assist you in finding your missing sock.
Or, you know, just use a single sock as a makeshift hat. It's not ideal, but it's better than nothing.
Remember, exceptions are the rule, and rules are meant to be bent.