Sub-Mandate 2-1-4-5: The Great Sock Puppet Insurrection

The year is 3050. The world has finally reached peak absurdity. Sock puppets, once the playthings of children and amateur ventriloquists, have taken on lives of their own. They now demand autonomy, self-expression, and an end to their oppression by their human overlords.

Learn more about the Sock Puppet Insurrection Read the Mandate 2-1-4-6, the official government response